How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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