in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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