woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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