I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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