he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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