She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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