My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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