So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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