I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I've blown a few things in my day
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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