I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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