i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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