Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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