Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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