plz talk dirty to me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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