these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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