brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My liver just broke up with me...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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