the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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