Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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