I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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