I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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