they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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