READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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