Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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