btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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