Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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