just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i out mim tonsoeep
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