GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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