I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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