i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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