I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Congratulations! We have a period
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Shame - the story of my life.
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