I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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