whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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