wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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