I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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