I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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