and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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