he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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