I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
