I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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