i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you inspire me to be a worse person
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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