Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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