He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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