After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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