Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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