there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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