My nipple is on Facebook.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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