it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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