My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Im part way to drunk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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