Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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