He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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