He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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