Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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