My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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